Scenes on February 23 are funny. The Day of the Defender of the Fatherland

February 23 is a holiday that is celebrated by all age categories of citizens. In all offices, schools and even kindergartens, congratulations are prepared for existing and future defenders of the Motherland. At the same time, the obligatory element of the holiday are skits on February 23 (funny). There are many options for their production, the main thing is that the participants' game be sincere.

Defender of the Fatherland Day - holding school

Among the many holidays February 23 is one of the most loved in the school. For girls, this day is an occasion to congratulate their little men, once again demonstrate their talents in singing and dancing during the celebration. The boys also have the opportunity to feel like real defenders and once again feel pride in their belonging to the stronger sex.

There are a lot of options for holding a school holiday on February 23, but as a rule, the script includes:

- competitions;

- poems;

- songs;

- Dancing;

- Scenes on the 23rd of February (funny).

Also, the celebration is impossible without a thematic design. On this day, there are wall newspapers that decorate the assembly hall. Balls, ribbons, posters, songs of the war years - all these are attributes of a merry event.

However, without which the holiday does not become merry - it's a variety of skits on the relevant topics.

Scene "Education in the Army"

A costume on February 23 in the school can be put on the subject of the army.

Characters: soldier, sergeant, ensign, captain, spouse of the captain.

The ensign, passing through the barracks, notices the soldier doing push-ups. Above him stands the sergeant and counts the exercises. The ensign comes up to them and says:

"Comrade sergeant, what kind of misconduct is this?" Do not you remember that he himself was recently a soldier? Well, quickly, the emphasis is lying! And one, two, three ...

The sergeant starts to push quickly, the ensign stands over him and counts. At this time, the captain enters the barracks, who sees this scene.

Captain: So! Well, quickly answer what you are doing here!

Ensign, frightened: Comrade Captain ...

But he does not let him finish saying: I know, I know what you are doing to me now! Well, silently, the emphasis lies on taking! And one, two, three ...

And then the captain's wife enters, sees pushing men and the captain standing over them.

Perturbed: That's how it is! At home you can not see, my son has long forgotten how his father looks! It would be good money earned, and so what do you do? Do you remember that you have a family, a child?

Captain: Well, I'm ... Here I am engaged in soldier education.

Wife threatening: And I, therefore, will take care of your upbringing! Quickly laying emphasis took! And time! And two! And three!

The captain reluctantly obeys and begins to push.

Funny sketch about the agenda on the Internet

Scenes for children on the 23rd of February need not be put only by girls. An example of a funny statement involving only one boy is presented below.

On the stage there is a high school student at the table. On the desk is a laptop, in his hand is a phone that he talks to throughout the entire scene. In this case it's a game of one actor.

- Hi! Well, I do not know, I created a dating site, only something is not registered there ... How do I add it myself? But as? Ah, well, I'll add a photo of Tarzan and write that I'm a strong, well-trained handsome man.

Performs some manipulation on the computer.

- I've done everything. Oh, someone came. He says that Peris Hilton, offers to get acquainted. And I Th, right now I will say that I also like it.

Quickly prints something.

- Pancake! He asks why there are so many mistakes that I have in Russian. And what do I have in Russian, you know. That's how to get acquainted with American women ... Ah, wait, someone else writes.

Look at the screen and continue:

- The girl wrote. He says that I'm something sickly for a muscular, handsome man. Than, I wonder, she does not like Tarzan. Well, okay, do not want to, do not. I have another message ... A military man, to get acquainted with what he wants?

He makes a frightened face, looking at the screen:

- That's it ... It's from the military registration and enlistment office, they write that they are waiting for me in the spring. Wow, and then I was found. I really did not think to get a summons on the dating site.

The frustrated leaves the stage.

Scene on February 23 at school

Ilya Muromets, dressed in armor, stands on the stage. Snake Gorynych approaches him. Then there is such a dialogue:

- Ilya, do you know that we, the boys, today celebrate the 23rd of February?

"You, Gorynych, do not confuse." You have a boyfriend, and I'm a man. I need to protect the Fatherland.

- Listen, and niche, if I stand here with you, too, I will protect?

"Well, just stand still, do not bother with your chatter."

"Why is it so quiet, where are the enemies?" Maybe we can call them by ourselves? Together, we can live with them.

"You're a fool, Snake." Enemies, they themselves come.

- It's clear ... And you know, Ilya, I'm just eating cabbage now, I've become a vegetarian ... So there's no one, let's go to the village, the girls dance there ...

- Married I, I can not ...

- It's a pity ... Oh, look, someone is running, the enemy is probably?

- Neee, it's the eleventh-year-olds in the school running their boys to congratulate on the holiday.

- It's a pity, but I'm ready ... Oh, look over there, like enemies, and the coloring of combat!

- It's already the tenth grade students ran to congratulate.

- Ilya, but where do all the people go, maybe we too will go?

"They have a concert at school, but I have to carry a service."

"Oh, well, then, stop, stop, and I'll go ..."

He starts to quietly back away, hoping that Ilya of Murom will not follow him.

"Look at me there, Snake, without surprises." Oh, smska came, the name is on the holiday ... What to do, we must go too. Now I'm sure you are not going to eat anyone.

Ilya, pleased and upset, the Snake Gorynych leaves together with the stage.

If you want this scene on February 23 for boys to become even funnier, girls, dressed in suitable suits, can play.

Funny performances on February 23 for adults

Scenes for February 23 (funny) are relevant not only for school. In each institution, the beautiful half of the collective prepares congratulations for their colleagues on this wonderful holiday. To conduct the event as much as possible fun will help the scene on February 23 for the corporate.

The main role in this production belongs to the presenter, who voices and comments on the output of each participant.

- And now women's armed forces of our company come out to congratulate their men on the holiday!

The Queen of Fields - infantry is the first to enter the stage. Its main advantage is its long legs, which deprive the enemy of will power, thanks to which the infantry gains a quick and easy victory.

(The costume of infantry can be taken either, the main thing is to have a mini-skirt and shoes with very high heels).

- Then marines go on the stage! It acts equally efficiently both on land and on water, due to which its personnel value is very significant.

(This character must be in a swimsuit and other water attributes: flippers, mask, underwater glasses).

- We are a representative of the elite division of airborne paratroopers. These blue berets more than once horrified the enemy, demoralizing his will. These beautiful ladies are our most formidable weapon against the enemy.

(A representative of the landing force should have a blue beret, heavy army boots and two angelic wings behind him, a face coloring on the face, preferably a miniature blond girl).

"Thanks to the following ladies, we can sleep peacefully, knowing that they are guarding the borders of our Fatherland." Greetings to the representative of the border troops!

(A very short coat, army heavy boots and a cap - this is the image of a representative of the frontier troops.) She must pull a tiny toy dog on a leash.)

- And, finally, at the end of our parade - heavy artillery! This is our last resort against the enemy, who falls to his knees at one glance at her. Meet!

(A girl comes out, she has on her chest a sign with the inscription "Sex-bomb." It is dressed and painted at the discretion, but the brighter and bolder, the better).

- Dear men! Join our ranks, let's protect our Motherland together! Choose the troops in which you want to serve and approach their representatives for recording.

Such funny skits on February 23 will decorate any holiday and will be the best gift for men.

Mini-scene "Agrippina"

The celebration scenario does not need to include long skits that require complex production. A wonderful surprise for colleagues will be mini-skits on the 23rd of February. They consist of short dialogues and do not require long preparation.

On the stage there are several soldiers wearing uniforms. These are recruits who are checked for speed of equipment. The commander, passing along the line, sees a little boy who simply drowned in his overcoat. Immediately follows a formidable question:

- What's your name?

The soldier was speechless, frightened. Commander, even more angry:

"I'm asking you what to call, your mother!"

The soldier is frightened:

-Agrippina.

Military Seasons

The scenes for February 23 for adults should be necessarily ridiculous. For example, jokes about the army like everyone, and those who did not serve, and the former soldiers.

There are several servicemen on the stage. Before them stands the major, next to the captain. Major refers to the composition:

"Comrades, autumn has already come, and the trees are still green." So, go there, tear off the green leaves and tie the yellow ones. Perform!

Unfolds, leaves. Captain, looking discontentedly after:

"I'm completely out of my mind ... To tie up, untie ... Rota, listen to my command!" Run to the warehouse, take the yellow paint and work!

Scenario about the police

Scenes for February 23 for adults can also be on the police theme. After all, they are constantly guarding our peace.

On the stage there is a table, behind which sit an investigator and a suspect.

Investigator: Well, now we will take your fingerprints (dabs the fingers of the suspect in the paint). Then we will press them here (puts them on a sheet of paper). Now here (presses to arms), here (to the knife) and here (to the keys). That is great!

Suspect: So can I be free?

Investigator: It's unlikely.

Scenario "Policemen in the forest"

On the stage there is a screen with a picture of a forest. Next to two policemen. The following dialogue sounds.

"What a silence." Only birds sing. By the way, who is it, the woodpecker?

- No, I'm a night owl!

"Oh, what an owl." Black grouse.

- But what is the black grouse?

- Well, who then?

"Well, this one, like him. Ah, there!" Capercaillie!

The screen disappears, behind it lies a man.

"Oh, I told you, wood grouse!" We load it.

Scenario "And there are hysterics in men"

Scenes on February 23 from women help once again to show men how they are appreciated, loved, and most importantly, they understand.

The husband is sitting in the armchair, watching TV. The wife enters.

Husband: I need a new shirt urgently!

Wife: Why?

Husband: And you look, in what I sit!

Wife: Well, in a shirt ...

Husband: Shirt? Is this what you call a shirt? Vaughn, Max from 34 wife bought a shirt, that's what I understand, shirt! And the trousers are new, by the way! And I? I do not even have anything to go out!

Wife: But, honey, I can not now ...

Husband: Oh, right, huh? I knew you did not love me at all! Enough! I'm leaving for Dad!

Conclusion

Of course, the scenes on February 23 (funny) will always please the male half of any age. Both in school and in the office it is possible to hold a holiday in this way, having presented a sea of positive emotions. And finally, you can give a small themed souvenir to remember this gay evening.