Pastapharian Church: the history of the emergence of pastafarianism

Many former religions are called dead and now do not exist anymore, and information about them is very sparse. But there are also originated, having avant-garde and bizarre forms. Russian Pastafarian Church Preaches one of such religions. It originated in our time.

What is called pastafarianism?

Pastafarianism is a young religion that was founded by Bobby Henderson (an American physicist) in 2005. It is a parody created to emphasize the contrariness and absurdity of some pseudoscientific concepts. The name of religion comes from the Italian word "paste", which denotes different types of pasta.

Pastafarianism has another name - the Church of the Flying Macaroni Monster. He is the supreme deity of this religion. It is the Flying Macaroni Monster (LMM) in alcoholic intoxication, according to Hendersonson, who created our universe. Do not forget that the pastapharian church promotes a parodic religion. And Hendersonson's statement is a protest against the Kansas Education Department, which plans to include the concept of Christian creationism in the school curriculum.

ROC: Pastafarian Church

In Russia, the Pastapharian Church (ROC) appeared. Its head is Piura Pasta the third. In the world he is called Yuri Pekov. Pastafarianism is spread all over the world. And among people who have a sense of humor, the new religion has become popular.

Dogmaty

The Pastafarian Church of Pastar Pastry has its main tenets. The main commandments are eight. The main thing is "You'd better not do it." Friday is a sacred day. As the exclamation is pronounced "Ramin!" It arose from the symbiosis of the name of noodles ("Ramen") and the eponymous "Amen!" The main dogma is their total negation. A paradise in pastafarianism - is the presence of at least one factory striptease and beer volcano.

The Church of the Flying Macaroni Monster in Russia

In Russia, the church of the pasta monster is officially registered. The document was received on July 12, in the Moscow region, in the administration of Khoroshevo-Mnevniki. The church informed the authorities in advance of the creation of the new religion of the Russian Orthodox Church. After this, the "pasta services" were started and brought to the attention of those who are interested in the activity of the Flying Monster. It is planned to apply for registration of a new church as a religious organization.

Head of the ROC

The Russian Pastafarian Church of Pasta Pastriarchy has its own chapter. The main head is Kama Pasta the First. As reported in the "Moscow News", this is a Moscow businessman. But the real name of the head of the church is not called, the newly-made pastriarch prefers to remain incognito. Including he does not allow himself to be photographed. According to him, a new religion was created to "test" the authorities.

Principles of a new religion

Basically, all the principles advocated by the pastapharian church are parodies of the arguments led by creationist anti-evolutionists. According to the ROC, the Macaroni Monster is invisible and imperceptible. He started the creation of the universe with trees, a beer mountain and a dwarf.

Evidence of evolution is specifically built into the LMW. The macaroni monster tests the persistence of pasta players, making old things much younger than they are. Changes the results of measurements with his right hand and easily passes through any matter.

Global warming and pirates

The pastapharian church has a system of beliefs, according to which, sea robbers (or pirates) are "divine absolute creatures" and the first Pasteurians. And when they are portrayed as thieves and renegades - this is disinformation distributed by Christian theologians. And pirates, according to the pasta-Farians, are peaceful and peace-loving researchers who distribute chocolates to children.

Marine robbers are included in the LMM doctrine and appear in Henderson's letter to the Kansas Department of Education. Attached were even illustrations, which show that causality is not equal to the relationship. Earthquakes, global warming, hurricanes and other natural disasters are a consequence of the reduction of sea brigands, which began in 1800.

According to the schedule, which was in the letter, with the reduction in the number of pirates, the global temperature in the planet's atmosphere rises. And these are related things. But nevertheless, they do not have cause-effect dependencies.

How the world was created and the commandments according to the ROC

The pastapharian church was created as an alternative to the theory of evolution, which the Kansas Department of Education decided to include in the school curriculum. According to Henderson's concept, the world was created by a drunken Flying Monster, which consists of teftelek and spaghetti. And this version has the same right to exist, as well as Christian traditional teachings.

Henderson demanded that the religion of the Flying Monster be included in the compulsory school curriculum. And with the withdrawal to pastafarianism as much time as on Christianity. Immediately after the emergence of the new religion, a parody gospel from LMM was written. In it, like the Christian Old Testament, 8 dogmas are formulated.

In accordance with them, it is suggested not to judge people by their appearance, manner of speaking or clothes. You have to behave yourself. And remember that a woman and a man are separate people, but both are personalities. The bore and will remain just a bore. There are no people who are better or worse than others. The only exception is the ability to dress fashionably.

How is the church financed?

The Russian pastapharian church is a non-profit organization. In the store of pastafarian shirts there is zero royalty. All things are sold at cost, for which they bought the company. On the site of the ROC you can get a certificate of ordination, which costs 200 rubles. Anyone can become a bishop for only 500 rubles.

Pastriarch Kama Paste First explained that this was done only in order to cover the most necessary expenses: phone, print certificate, which costs a lot of money. Now the pastriarch is in a big minus, but all church expenses are ready to take on. Kama Pasta First does not want this project to turn into a serious organization with its own office and accounts department.

Why do we need a new religion?

He explained that the new religion is just a peculiar way of communication. Active humanity must communicate at various sites. Laughter and fun are strong means of combating stubbornness and obscurantism. There are many people who just want a fun-filled drive. And in the ROC for this many reasons. The new religion is designed primarily for atheists and skeptics, who also want to believe in something, and with a smile.