How not to eat a tie?

To some, the title of the article may seem ridiculous and to some extent even absurd, but for me this problem was oh, as relevant still six months ago. Just at that time, like most men in our country, I had no idea how to tie a tie and in general, what to do with it. So it turned out that for me as the owner of a tie (freshly gifted, unrealistically expensive) there was only one option, which was visually demonstrated by the president of one of the friendly countries. But since I, first, adhered to the principles of healthy eating, and, secondly, as I said, the tie was very expensive, I decided to look for other options for handling this accessory of this man. Armed with this desire, I went to comb the Internet on the subject of how to tie a tie and what to wear it with. It turned out that this issue was relevant not only for me - according to Yandex, it is asked about 100 thousand people a month, which, you will agree, is quite impressive figure. It is not known whether many of them managed to leave the ranks of these hundred thousand nonsmokers, but I was determined to be one of those who nevertheless will comprehend the science of tying these very ties. And so, having looked over a dozen sites with pictures and video, having got acquainted with a dozen different tie knots (from the simplest to Halfwindsor), and a couple of times even trying to tie up my expensive tie myself, I realized that the task before me - an adult healthy man - got up Not an easy one. No, I managed to tie it up somehow, but I could not learn the sequence of movements for tying the knots for some reason. And here it came in handy female hand. Unlike shish kebabs and computers, where women are closed to the road, entrusting the girlfriend tightening the tie at her own neck proved to be a very good idea. My lady of the heart, within a couple of hours, mastered 3 knots (and how did she just manage it?) And now every morning besides a nutritious breakfast pleases me with neat and fashionable neckties. What can be inferred from all the above? Internet it is certainly good, but a loved woman next to much better.