Choose the status of the vacation: funny captions to photos

When you really want to go on holiday, but you still have to wait a long time, you can tune in to a positive wave by publishing a photo of your beach in your favorite social network and attaching a holiday status to it. Funny signatures can be invented yourself or take advantage of what has already been written by people who have a great sense of humor. A cheerful status will remind you that vacation is still ahead, and cheer up everyone who reads it and will definitely appreciate it.

Female humor

The long-awaited vacation is still so far away that it seems to be an eternity before it. In this case, the statuses are:

• I dreamed of the sea, and on his cheeks droplets dripped ...
• It seems that I am in a position: from work, I feel sick, all the time pulling on the salt sea.

If the rest at this time have to be carried out, doing household chores, the mood will raise the optimistic status "Vacation has started." Funny and cheerful signatures, similar to a short anecdote, emphasize that the woman who wrote them, is strong in spirit and never faint:

• Vacation - it's cool! I want my floors, I want to make borsch or wash them. And when I'm crazy, I'll rush off to the dacha and start digging, planting, watering!
• I went to rest, all the problems remained at home. Maybe they will not wait for me and will leave ...

If the rest is a success for the glory, to the photos proving it, it is always worth attaching the corresponding status about vacation. Funny options:

• I went to where I was sent, and I lead myself there, as they called. In full delight!
• I'll wait for the morning, open my eyes and embrace the sea!
• Now I'm there, where there is no Internet: the sea excites, summer ignites!

Men's choices

Men, going on vacation, hope to have a good time at the warm sea, forgetting about the problems and worries. They want to see only the sun and beautiful women around them, so they are ready to break away from the heart during the whole vacation. A good vacation without fuss and problems or urgent business, for which a break was taken, will help to reflect the status of vacation. Funny examples, with a sense of humor reflect what the man is planning to do on vacation:

• It is impossible to hope for the best, if you go on vacation to make repairs in the apartment.
• For the first time at the resort I will not look for a girl, but bring my own.
• He left to rest on the sea. For one happy man in the world now more!
• The main rule of a wonderful holiday: do not forget to call up every day with his wife.
• Friends, my vacation has started! Lend the liver for a couple of weeks. As I arrive, I will return with interest!
• Holidays-dreams: contest "Miss Bust" on a tropical island, on which I am the only man!

Status of a vacation at sea

Funny signatures to photos in the social network will enable friends and relatives to understand that the author's status is a positive holiday mood, and he is very pleased with how he spends his time.

• The indicator of awesome vacation - it's not a lot of photos in social networks, and when they are hidden in hidden folders on your computer!
• Do you pull in your belly when you take a photo on the beach?
• Oh, how bad it is at sea ... the water is warm, sand everywhere ... Not that in the office!
• Sea! Very soon we will meet ... and we will enjoy each other!
• The soul is already at sea, and the body while in the office.
• The closest in the chemical composition to the blood is sea water. I'm running through the veins of the sea, oh yeah ...

Communicate with a positive person with a sense of humor is undoubtedly more pleasant than with a dreary "fly agaric". Once a person establishes the status of "Vacation started," the cool options used by him instantly generate humorous feedback messages or envious responses from interested friends. Therefore, a large number of people for a long time rack their brains, choosing or inventing a cheerful status. It is always pleasant to someone to like, to cause delight or surprise.

All good things ever come to an end

When a person is happy and well, time flies very quickly and one day it's time to write statuses about the end of vacation. Funny signatures, dedicated to even this not very joyful event, you can find:

• And let the sea do not make noise outside the office window, it can sing in the memories of a man!
• Summer is over! Will you extend it?
• After a good rest, you want to relax.
• Only just life began to improve, when suddenly "bang" - the vacation was over.

When the time comes to change to another, more current vacation status, cool moments and good memories of the recent rest will again cause a smile. They will cheer up and reassure themselves that life is wonderful, and joy can be found even in gray everyday life.